YOU THINK YOU KNOW WHAT TWITTER IS?

No, not the literal definition.  


Here you go:  ITS TEXTING TO THE INTERNET.  You have a brilliant thought that none of your friends want to hear, so you send it to the internet instead.  


I have decided to unleash my mind to the universe.  I'm going to start tweeting.  


I just can't keep my thoughts inside my head anymore. I think this means I'm a writer--I feel like my thoughts are so important that I should get them out of my head.