The Week: Mitt Romney's 'landslide' Florida win: What it means"

From The Week:

http://theweek.com/article/index/223889/mitt-romneys-florida-landslide-what-it-means

YOU THINK YOU KNOW WHAT TWITTER IS?

No, not the literal definition.  


Here you go:  ITS TEXTING TO THE INTERNET.  You have a brilliant thought that none of your friends want to hear, so you send it to the internet instead.  


I have decided to unleash my mind to the universe.  I'm going to start tweeting.  


I just can't keep my thoughts inside my head anymore. I think this means I'm a writer--I feel like my thoughts are so important that I should get them out of my head.

LOOK OUT CYBER-SPACE!  THE INTERNET IS MY NEW BEST FRIEND AND WE'RE ATTACHED AT THE BUTT-POCKET!


I have finally come to terms with the fact that my twitter, e-mail, google+, iCal, iPod, shameless app-gaming......my entire internet presence is accessible to me AT ALL TIMES.  


I decided it's time to get over my fear of the internet, give some of my writing to cyberspace.  


My journal and I need to take a break.   I mean, it's 2012 and that leather bound ain't got nuthin on the internet.  It stopped laughing to my jokes a while ago, but now it's like it doesn't listen at all.


Starting a new blog.  Yes, another one, but this time I have a real purpose!  I've had too many failed blogs to count... unfinished commentaries of http://www.hulu.com/the-office and vomit-able amateur poems banished in cyberspace, ashamed and unwanted...